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The 11 Greatest TV Theme Songs Sung by TV Actors (Funk Jelly

Mac vs. PC - Which One's Better For Porn? (Geek Pad Show)

Sackboy Ain't Afraid Of No Ghosts! (Level One Boss)

Never Use A Half-Ass Ass Implant Doctor (Big Stupid Idiot)

That Annoying Moviefone Guy On A Blind Date---Press 1 Now (The Single Thing)

LOL - Sing Along Rap About LOLing (Atom)

Best Album Cover Ever? (YepYep)

Don't Kill Strippers-- Also Something About Fish (Hey Look, Animals!)

Gi Joe: The Rise Of Cobra - Japanese Trailer (Atom)

Trailer Will Make You Want To See 'Smurfs' Movie...Yes, Smurfs Get Killed (Trailer Trasher)

18 More Shirt Ideas For The Slutty Chick In Your Life (Next Round)

Is a Career in Politics for You? Here's a Handy Guide to Help You Find Out (Veto Corleone)

Top 10: Famous Politicians and Their Disgusting Bodily Functions (Apoliticus)

Celebrity Fame Zeppelin' Could Be The Greatest Reality Show Ever, If Only It Were Real (TV Munchies)

Manliness of Yesteryear - The Duel (The Bachelor Guy)

This Is More Like It: The Best Sports Tribute To Michael Jackson (Jock and Balls)

The Web's Best 2 Girls 1 Cup Parodies (Urlesque)

The 50 Most Bizarre Google Earth Images (Manofest)

James Franco's Rejected UCLA Commencement Speech (Hollywood Fail)

The 10 Funniest Video Game Nerd Freakouts Of All Time (Manofest)

EZ Bake - Get High With Your Kids the Easy Way (Atom)

It's Not Child Abuse If You're Promoting Your Next Comedy Album (The Laugh Track)

Hooters Girl Impresses Us With Her Unimpressive Barstool Beer Trick (Whip It Out)

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Meet The Champions of Polish Pen Spinning [VIDEO]

What do they do for fun in Poland? Well, assuming this hilariously cheesy YouTube video is a good representative sample, Polish people like to:

1. Fidget with pens.
2. Get very good at fidgeting with pens.
3. Rock out while fidgeting with pens.
4. Make YouTube videos about it.

These "World Cup"-level championship pen spinners, Rarka, Thelian, Przemo and Gunmix89 are able to spin pens around in their hand, all to the fast and ridiculous punk rock stylings of Rise Against. Think you can do better, huh? Well, where's your YouTube pen spinning video?

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15 Amazing Yearbook Photos of Celebrity Geeks

(The identity of the geeky young man is listed below)

Take your favorite celebrity nerd. Now imagine that nerd back in school, when most geeks are at their very dorkiest. If your head hasn't exploded, then let's take a look at some of our favorite nerdlebrities in the most awkward years of their lives. These are yearbook photos of celebrity geeks:


15. Bill Gates

He would eventually trade each nose freckle for billions of dollars. Though perhaps it made him a little smug?



14. Ben Stiller

Derek Zoolander would be embarrassed about having a giant Jew-fro in high school.



13. Steve Buscemi

The man who would eventually become the creepy old guy in Ghost World only looked somewhat-creepy in these days.



12. Natalie Portman

Her yearbook photo is not as awkward as this recent interview.



11. Dan Aykroyd

Dan's a huge geek for UFOs and ghosts, but there's nothing supernatural about his really dorky yearbook photo.



10. REM's Michael Stipe

Andy Kaufman's biggest fanboy might want to put all copies of this picture on the moon.



9. President Barack Obama

An established comic book collector and Blackberry addict, here's our nerd President back-in-the-day.



8. Steve Wozniak

The "Woz" is a co-founder of Apple, along with Steve Jobs. Here's a picture of the two partners together in their geeky teens.



7. Kelsey Grammer

Before the smartypants actor gave life to geeks Frasier Crane and X-Men's The Beast, he... played football?



6. Jon Stewart

Our moment of zen? Acknowledging the second Jew-fro on the list.



5. Shia LaBeouf

...and now he stars in The Transformers movies! So there you go.



4. George Lucas

This yearbook photo was the inspiration for Yoda's ears. I know it!



3. Stephen Colbert

He commands a massive internet army, stars in the Tek Jansen comic books, and -- what comedian didn't have a fro in school?



2. Al Gore

Climate change, "inventing the internet," guest starring in multiple episodes of Futurama: this kid's got a long, geeky future ahead of him.



1. Tina Fey

After seeing this photo, I lizzed.


You might also enjoy "17 Amazing Yearbook Photos of Comedians" and "Before They Were Heavy: 10 Yearbook Photos of Metal Stars"

Found any more geek celebrity yearbook photos? Post links to them here!

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Mario Beaten Down By Angry Nerd

Mario brings us much gaming joy, from Donkey Kong in the classic arcades to Mario Galaxy 2 which comes out next year. However, Mario isn't batting a thousand - not by a long shot - which is why we have the Angry Video Game Nerd.

In case you don't know him, the Angry Video Game Nerd is a game reviewer with a passion for critiquing 'the s***y games that suck ass' (to paraphrase his theme song). His newest video shows him ripping into Mario Is Missing and Mario's Time Machine. They're called "educational games," but as the Nerd accurately points out, they're not "educational" or even "games."

The best line of the video is at 4:36, and it's about... er, Mario's plunger.

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Mac vs. PC - Which One's Better For Porn?

What do you spend the most time on your computer doing? If your answer was "buying stocks" or "making viral videos with my action figures," I think you're forgetting that masturbating is the correct answer. You're online hours and hours a day, searching for streaming videos of the sex.

Now that we've cleared that up, check out this episode of Laptop Hunters from Funny or Die, which parodies the latest PC ads. In this one, Jake is looking for a computer to handle his porn needs, but are Macs up for the task?

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