The 13 WORST Lara Croft Wannabes on the Web
>> Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Following up on last week's list of Hottest Lara Crofts, there are quite a few Crofts that didn't make the grade... to put it politely. Take a gander at some truly revolting Tomb Raiders, then try to shake them out of your memory... 
Lanky, flat-chested, with squirt guns... ladies and gentlemen, it's Bizarro Croft.
She almost had it... but then we noticed her drink is in a beer cozy. NOT cool.
Is that a shower curtain?
Princess Leah meets Tomb Raider... meets some weird Egyptian statue.
NEXT!
We can barely tell them apart.
Does it suprise you that this guy has a life-size cutout of a video game character less than 1 inch from his bed?
Woops! Did Lara sprain her ankle?
Jimmy Kimmel never looked better.
This is Lara Croft if she were paralyzed with agoraphobia and had self-esteem issues.
Why? WHY!?
Is nothing sacred to this monster??
The photo that ruined the internet for us.
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The "lanky" one was listed as "nice angle" on the hottest lauras... what now?!
Wait, we are making the 3rd girl one of the worst ever Lara Crofts because of a shower curtain???
Picky geeks aren't we?
lol, yeah anonymous is right, the bizarro Croft is the same one as "nice angle" Croft. It's in her smile...
I dunno dude, shower curtain girl is pretty cute!
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That hot girl in pic #2, with the jedi? & Mrs Incredible got dissed b/c of a fucking KOOZIE (not cozy...)?
Are you kidding? Beers are meant to be in koozies, that's precisely what they are for.
Seems like the author was stretching just a bit...
its awesome!
Let me guess: you're a Brad Pitt look-alike who can pick and choose amongst the world's most beautiful women to date. Right?
No? You mean you guys are just regular people, trying to get by in he real world? OK, then, what gives you the right to be such assholes, judging people you don't know? How about you post pictures of yourselves and we'll critique you?
No? Yeah, I thought not. Pitiful wanks.
WTF is a KOOZIE?
Its a stubbie holder and if you dont have a stubbie holder in australia you have warm beer. Warm beer tastes like horse piss. People get dissed for wanting cold beer now??
BTW - she is actually pretty hot...
That last one now has a permanent home on my HD...
Someone just e-mailed me a link to this page.
So I'm #10. Not sure where you found this picture-- I've actually never seen it before. It's certainly not my best photo ever taken, looks like someone took a picture before I'd struck a pose (hence the blank expression and slouch, like I'm waiting for someone to set up a shot)... but this strikes me as a bit harsh. You don't have to think I'm cute-- I'm not campaigning for an unflattering picture of me from 5 years ago-- but I thought I'd at least mention that I saw it and you've actually kinda hurt my feelings. Way to go, hope you feel really great about yourself.
it's allways fun until someone gets hurt right? far too many times ive killed time with fark,digg,su,reddit,lifehacker, etc etc etc.
are these the new tabloids?
im not sure i like what we have become
Kathryn -- we get it. You're a beautiful woman. It's just a bad photo. Believe me, on our BEST day you are 10x more attractive than we are. Mad props for the costume, and we apologize for including you on the list. Now back to our creepy, dimly lit basement and lonely lives...
That Kathryn girl is seriously smokin hot. Tell her to take some new pics and put that chick in as an honorary on the hottest list.
Kathryn is totally hot, even if the picture/pose isn't that great there's no denying she's beautiful. Many other pretty girls on the list as well, I don't get why can't people just have fun and clown around in costumes if they want to, without fearing that they end up on some lame unfunny nerd list on some neverheard website? Basically, this list FAILS hard and you are horrible human beings. That is all:D
Lolgood lord
ha..ha..ha..
I think the 10th is one pretty good-looking to be honest.
Why are the images hotlinked?
This list is obviously just a set-up, because there's no way #3 would be on a list of the worst Lara Crofts. That girl is fine.
Now hmmm - i am aware that everything within a mile of this page and it's sister falls into the category of 'personal opinion' but - i have to say that number 3 (shower curtain) totally eclipses ANY of the posturing makeup mannequins on the '15 hottest page'. Personal taste = mystery!
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