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The 15 HOTTEST Lara Croft Wannabes on the Web

>> Wednesday, March 18, 2009

What better way to celebrate springtime than staring at large-bosomed tomb raiders? Excuse us for the female ogling, but we must take a moment to post our favorite amateur Lara Crofts from around the net. Can you say "Va va voom?"

Nice "guns."


Is that Jennifer Garner?


We envy that cell phone... it gets to live in her pants pocket.


That's 24 karats of Croft.



We have no idea why this photo says "Play Girl"... nor do we care.



"Excuse me, miss. Your pants are falling d... never mind."


Nice camera angle!


As Lara says, "This is where I start to have fun."


TWO Crofts for the price of one!


Sorry. We had to throw this one in. The smirk is priceless.


You can almost... almost see Valhalla.


Is that shirt latex?


We assume she just returned from raiding some sort of tomb.


We're told this girl's eyes are lifeless. We hadn't noticed.



Now if you'll excuse us... we're going to go have a nice glass of milk.



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8 comments:

Anonymous March 24, 2009 2:42 PM  

WTF is with the 7th photo!? Pretty sure that's the same fugly old lady from the very first photo on the WORST Lara Croft's blog but with a downward angled picture. Boooo

Anonymous March 24, 2009 3:04 PM  

First one isn't Lara Croft! It's Revy from the anime/manga Black Lagoon.

Anonymous March 25, 2009 9:34 AM  

You know, you pretty much suck at this and the worst Laura article. I'm not even a tomb raider fan and I know that your number one pick here is the last professional Laura Croft Model for Capcom.

Anonymous March 25, 2009 10:13 AM  

Jesus Christ, 7 and 13??!

Anonymous April 1, 2009 1:11 PM  

your blog defines fail

isreal April 10, 2009 9:57 PM  

the girl on the right in the "two lara's" photo is trinity from the matrix, i agree with the above poster, FAIL.

Peppar April 12, 2009 5:34 AM  

OMG, the second girl is HOT!

Otherwise, its a bit of fail list.

Anonymous May 18, 2009 4:51 PM  

Your all so wrong, the number one pic wasn't even a Lara model, the second one is. Secondly the person they are all trying to be is LARA not Laura its LARA. And Eidos make this game not Capcom. Capcom make Resident Evil. And the girl in to two for one pic is Lara from an older Tomb Raider game.

And finally this list is crap. Actually know information before posting this shite. Plus i'm not even a Tomb Raider fan, but I can read and retain information. Nuff said !!!

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