22 Links of Epic Pwnage Today

Bloody Mary, Zombies, and the Cajun Movie Critic (Atom)

10 Funniest Movie Scenes 1997-2007 (Trailer Trasher)

Things That Sound Like and Look Like Chewbacca (an Internet
Collection) (Urlesque)

Wolverine: The Musical (LinkDork)

Spider-Man PWNED By Pigeon-Feeding Lass (Hey Look, Animals!)

10 Funniest All-Time Today Show Bloopers (Manofest)

The Birth of the Paparazzi (Ice Ice Babies)

Ouija Awards, Trenchcoat Salesmen, and Tender Bikers (Atom)

Top 10 Actresses We'd Like to See Play Lara Croft In The New Movie (Level One Boss)

Win A Piece of the Original Yankee Stadium (The Bachelor Guy)

10 Things I Wish My Father Had Told Me (Asylum)

That milk in the office fridge isn't for your coffee... (9 To Fried)

Mr. T Wants You To Treat Your Mother Right (Don Chavez)

A Super Trippy Tribute to Fyvush Finkel (I Heart Jews)

It's Not What You Think (Afrojacks)

How Michael Jackson Influenced Everything (Funk Jelly)

EXCLUSIVE Susan Boyle Lost Opera Footage (TV Munchies)

Kyle Cease: In Your Vagina (Atom)

10 Pranks That Went Wrong (Big Stupid Idiot)

Get Inside Wonder Woman (Gadjunk)

Worst. Breakup. Ever. (Tasty Booze)

Woman Calls 911 To Get A Cop's Phone Number (The Single Thing)

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This Pretty Much Sums Up Everything People Watch On The Hulu

In the video slot machine that is Hulu's homepage list of "Popular Episodes" Popular Clips" and "Featured Episodes" sometimes you just happen to hit jackpot. Above is a screen grab of Family Guy, Howcast's "How to Have Great Phone Sex" and President Obama's Memorial Day Remarks. We know Hulu is just trying to promote everything they have to offer and giving the internet audience what they want, but really do we have to have Obama next to lessons in phone sex?

Also, it bears noting that of these three clips the episode of Family Guy is rated for a mature audience. While Obama's speech is not rated at all. And the "How to Have Great Phone Sex" is rated TV-G! (We don't quite get it either). While the videos are rated roughly the same, the Family Guy episode has 20 pages of comments, the Howcast has 5, and Obama (though only posted yesterday) has a mere one page of comments. Clearly, in America our priorities go awesome TV shows, sex, politics. Surprising. We never thought people would put laughter ahead of sex. We're gonna watch Obama's speech now out of guilt that we watched Family Guy and the Phone Sex videos first.

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The Three Wolf Moon Shirt Phenomenon Or "How The Internet Can Get You To Do ANYTHING!"

What that? You don't already own this shirt? Like OMG! Have you not had internet access for the last two weeks? You did? Well, then there's like no excuse why you are not sporting this tee.

According to the New York Times (Yes, that's right. The NY Times is reporting on this t-shirt!) "The [three wolf moon] shirt has been Amazon’s top-selling item of apparel every day since May 19, and it has morphed into one of those instant icons of Internet culture." And it all started when Brian Govern, a 32-year-old law student wrote a hilarious review of the shirt on amazon.com just six months ago. He basically describes the shirt as "magic" and goes on to describe the pros and cons as:

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark

So we have to type at our laptops and ponder in a Carrie Bradshaw-esque inner monologe, "Can the internet get us to do ANYHING?" Can just ANYTHING become a meme if the right blogs adopt it as cool, ironic, or FAIL in a good way? If so here are a few things on Amazon we'd like to see if we could turn into New-York-Times-internet-meme-reporting-worthy items:

This Hannah Montana Pop Rock Quilt:


The Teva Women's Hurricane Outdoor Sandal:


And of course this sporty It Figures Slender Thighs Tulips and Daises Swimdress swimsuit


Clearly, all we need is one outrageous product review. Who's up to the challenge?

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This is the Greatest TED Talk of All Time

We'll never look at babies again after watching this crazy sonogram footage.

BTW, how do you have an orgasm from brushing your teeth?

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Famous Movie Moments Through iChat

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Oh, internet! What wonderful reinterpretations of pop culture will you come up with next? You've brought us lego'd videos of famous movies, hundreds and hundreds of odes to old school Nintendo, and now Famous Movie Moments as if they took place over iChat.

Amazing! What's sad is that most of that in 20 years, we won't have love letters, old diaries, and photo albums to sit down and show to our grand kids of the memories of our lives and those who have been a part of it. All we'll have is a flickr account (if we haven't deleted it), old emails and gchats (if we haven't deleted those), and abandoned blogs (if we haven't deleted those either. There's something just sad about a future with no tactile memories. It almost makes us want to sit down and hand write a letter to someone, but gosh we just don't have any envelopes. We guess a Facebook wallpost will have to suffice.

Here are the other famous movie moment ichats we stumbled across:

From Pulp Fiction:

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And from The Sixth Sense:

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The First Taste Of A "Food Porn" Backlash: Hospital Food Blog

(Above Deep fried lard balls topped with sugar from thisiswhyyourefat.com)
We know that as a country, we could stand to lose a few hundred pounds. So what do you do when that three o'clock stomach growl hits and you can't go reaching for your favorite sweet/salty/fried/creamy snack? You troll the internet looking for SFW food porn. And you're not alone. The internet loooooves food porn, we would venture to say almost as much as the real thing. Sites like This Is Why You're Fat and Gluttony Is Bliss have had a nice run, but of course for every trend there has to be a backlash.

Enter HospitalFood.tumblr.com. It's exactly what you think it would be, only about ten times more depressing. As if being stuck in a hospital bed with a crappy roommate wasn't bad enough, they're going to try and serve you that?! People submit pictures of hospital "food" (if you can even call it that) from all over the globe. Think of it this way, the next time you catch yourself whining about how you totally over did it on hot wings last night and now you can't squeeze into your skinny jeans, be thankful you're healthy and can get out of bed and aren't forced to be subjected to whatever they're passing off as meatloaf in the hospital cafeteria.
Yeah, we aren't sure what this is meant to be either.

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The Internet, as Imagined in 1969

"What the wife selects on her console will be paid for by the husband on his console."

Truer words were never spoken...

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Dr. Manhattan's Ultimate Video Game Moves

If you object to 8-bit boners then we recommend you look away. If you want to laugh at them as we do then please click for the laughing.

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Nerdy European Flashmob Dance Thing

We were wondering when the flash mob thing was going to rear its head again. We weren't expecting it to be so dance-tastic!

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The Wearable Towel. It's The Towel You Wear

We're not gonna lie, we have a serious guilty pleasure for parking ourselves on the couch on a Saturday eating too much cereal and watching infomercials. When we came across this one for The Wearable Towel we nearly spit out our perfect combo of Cinnamon Life and Lucky Charms all over the place. The pitch is like this:

Don't you hate it when you need to wear a towel? I mean, it falls down and doesn't fit right, cause you know, it's meant to dry things and not be worn as an article of clothing. Don't you hate it when you're in the bathroom, but your bathrobe is allll the way in your bedroom? Well here's a towel that you can wear like a toga, or a dress, or even a muumuu. How versatile!

Amazing. So now after you've spent all day in your Snuggie, you can shower off the stench of couch surfing and don your Wearable Towel. We are clearly becoming a nation of shut-ins. Personally, we blame the economy, Netflix, 2 dollar wine, and on-demand. You just know that when the French picture the typical American this is what they envision.

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Cosplay Dog Is Thinking "WTF?"

Pretty rad cosplay outfit. We admire her authenticity. Leaving the house in those ears takes some serious lady-balls.

But that dog of hers doesn't look so "into" it. Hmmm, maybe the pooch is more of a Twilight fan.

And speaking of dogs...

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Last GeekLinks of the Week, Y'all!

Don't just swat flies... delete them. (Walyou)

Oprah is dead!? Okay, not really. (Atom)

South Park takes on Scientology and wins. (iKlipz)

There's nothing as powerful as a cougar. Or as sexy. (Atom)

Back in the old days, a man named Charlie Chaplin was the world's greatest comedian. And mad dictator. (iKlipz)

Chuck Norris meets a cake. (Cakewrecks)

And if you haven't already, please check out the funniest site on the internet, hands down. (Riegel & Blatt)

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"Chuck" Gives the Zune No Love

Wow. You know you've got an un-cool product when it's mocked by minor characters on failing sitcoms.

Poor Zune.

But seriously folks, save Chuck.

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Did You Know? No, We Didn't

Did you know emoticons will rise up to enslave the human race?

Just one of the fun facts in this awesome tongue-in-cheek vid.

Bonne weekend, everyone!

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Nintendo DS Rocks!

Nintendo DS rocks!

Literally!

According to Yahoo News, some unlucky kid found actual rocks inside his brand new gaming console.

...the confused teen opened up his gift only to find bunch of stones and a rolled up Chinese newspaper in place of the popular handheld.

Now, can you guess where he bought the unit? No, not craigslist... not ebay...

That's right, it was WAL-MART.

Solid work, guys.

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5 Absurd Septum Piercings

Are you going to tell this guy you think it looks like someone tore a spiral notebook out of his face? We didn't think so.


Your mother and I are so glad to see you're spending that tuition money on having unnecessary holes punched in your face.


"Meow meow," said the nerd. Okay, maybe that was mean. At least he found something to do with those damn little twisties that come with every toy. Wait.. why are you buying toys.... NERD!


Ok. somewhere a door is missing it's knocker.


KICKING IT OLD SCHOOL! This is awesome except we found out that he only did it because he couldn't grow a proper walrus mustache like he'd seen the dashing explorers wearing. His monocle is on back order.

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Gross!! Ants in Your Mouse!!

Warning: do not watch this if you are near a computer with a mouse.

Oops. Too late.

We can't be sure how this happened, but we have a hunch this dude likes a lot of honey in his tea and never washes his hands.

If you wanna see something even nastier, check out this vid of a gross keyboard upclose...

Let this be a lesson to all of you in Dweebadelphia. Clean your computer!!

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FutureTech: The Amazing Waterproof Home of 2000

In case you can't read the caption, it says "Because everything in her house is waterproof, the housewife of 2000 can do her daily cleaning with a hose."

Okay, there's so many things wrong with this drawing (we're guessing circa 1955) we don't know where to begin.

#1 - They could imagine advanced technology that would make everything in your living room water proof, but not so advanced to be dirt or stain-proof?

#2 - A hose? Really?

#3 - Who the heck wants a giant drain pipe in the middle of their TV area?

#4 - Who keeps a row of books on their coffee table?

#5 - A HOSE!?

Ladies, we hope this pic doesn't offend you.

Now get back to work and hose down our bedroom...

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Controversy: Global Warming and Google Searches

The warming planet has brought about significant scrutiny of all human activity. What's causing the most greenhouse gass emissions? How can we reduce those activities? Could computer and internet use be to blame?

No worries, fellow geeks. According to Google's own blog, the energy efficiency of Google searches is high. In fact, fascinating research suggests that conducting a Google search generates less CO2 than producing a glass of orange juice, running a diswasher, or driving a car.



Dang. Now, when we think of all the inputs that go into orange juice, we feel guilty for drinking the stuff.

Of course, Google searches will emit more CO2 if we don't maintain our keyboards. If those keys get sticky, applying extra pressure on the keys will require more food, which in turn, requires more energy, which causes more CO2 emissions.

Okay, whatever you do, don't let your keys become a sticky mess. Like this...

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Geek Caption Contest: Bumper-House

We love bumper cars. Something about an electrified ceiling gets us all excited.

But what the heck is Hugh Laurie yelling in this photo?

Please, send us your captions. Email us!

Winner gets a signed photo of Hugh Laurie yelling something. (NOTE: Will not actually be signed by Hugh Laurie.)

BTW, here's some vintage Dr. House for ya... Hollywood Fail.

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Abracadabra! GeekLinks!

Vampires really suck, don't they? So do bad puns. (Atom)

How to win friends and influence parties. (Atom)

It's 4:20 duuuuude... I mean, grandma. (iKlipz)

Know you know (the trailer), and knowing is half the battle (the trailer). (iKlipz)

Lou reads a commercial. (Lou Reads)

Star Wars? Or Star Trek? (Geekstir)

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Hot for Teacher... Robot Teacher!

"I brought my pencil...  Give me something to write on!" with these fine lyrics, David Lee Roth and Van Halen rocked out to "Hot for Teacher" -- a song about wanting to hump your classroom instructor.

Now, those kinky technologists from Japan have introduced Saya -- a creepy, sex-doll like robot teacher in class.

According to a recent Rapid Electronics article, the robot teacher was NOT built to replace human teachers. Yeah right! That's how all robot rebellions begin. They're supposed to be harmless, then they take over the world.  

But back to the sex toy idea. Check it:  If you look closely at her image, it appears she's already picked up a little STD sumpin'-sumpin' in the corner of her mouth.

Of course, Saya's lifelessness, her eery stare, and her frozen expression of semi-horror remind us of human teachers we had back in the day. Or maybe, they weren't human at all!!!???

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Spam Haiku of the Week: WTF is Acai Berry?

Yes, another installment of Spam Haiku, where we form (5-7-5) Haiku poetry using only the subject lines from Spam email we receive.

This week, we got a lot of Spam about the mysterious Acai Berry. What is it? What does it do? Apparently, everything...


ACAI BERRY

Pornstars adore it...
Drop pounds with Acai Berry
B()()st your performance!

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Literal Interpretations Of Spam Mail

We hate to admit it, but it's pretty safe to say that we know the wording to daily spam mail better than we know the words to the "Star Spangled Banner". Well, artist Elliot Burford has taken it one step further and created a series of literal and totally SFW drawings of spam mail (specifically the kind trying to entice you to make certain parts of your body bigger).

If only spam mail looked this good we would never toss it in the trash.
Here are some of our personal favorites from this on going project:








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Are You a Geek? These (Famous) People Are!

Geeks!

Stand up! Stand proud!

Okay, now sit down again.

Man, standing is tiring. Back to Warcraft...

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Top 9 Jet Pack Videos

Yesterday, we posted a video of a recent jet pack demonstration. Being the nerds that we are, it got us all hot and bothered for backpack-based air travel.

Jet packs are straight out of our childhood imaginations. And they are, much like cell phones, so freakin' cool when we stop and think about how they've become a reality. So, let's take a look at some fantastic jet pack vids, and blow our own minds, shall we?

Jet packing at a somewhat rural festival/event of some sort.

Jet packing with spring breakers.



Jet pack accident and highlights.





Jet packing kid (and the coolest, most irresponsible dad ever!)



Jet pack versus race car (from the 1960's), with hip music.



Swiss jet packing at 190 mph




Game show, water "jet pack"




Monday Night Football Jet Packin'



Bruce McCandless Jet Pack flight. In Earth's orbit, 300 feet away from the Shuttle. Way to go, human beings!

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GeekLinks: Wednezday Linkz

New Kindle gives us wood. Or at least, is made of wood. (Walyou)

Watch your Nano on a TV... sorta. (Red Ferret)

Play him off, Keyboard cat! A primer... (Geekstir)

Escapist reviews a video game and it is funny. (Escapist)

Now's your chance to "interact" with a Playboy model. Get out your Kleenex... (Level 1)

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Tech Invention That Made Us Poop Our Pants

We have pooped our pants. In a good way.

We just watched a video demonstration of the hybrid vehicle, the Persu, and it's fan-effing-tastic.

For starters, here's a pic...



Cool looking, right? Not only does this car eliminate a lot of needless weight in current vehicles, and reduce emissions, it also offers a super sweet, road hugging ride. In some ways it's more like riding a motocross bike than a car.

The power and fuel specs astounded us...


According to the spec page on Persu's site, the features of their vehicle include:

• Accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in approximately 6 seconds
• Reach top speeds of approximately 100 mph
• Achieve fuel economy of 75 + miles per gallon
• Provide an all electric range of at least 20 miles
• Provide a total driving range at least 400 miles on a six-gallon tank of gas

We'd say more, but their homepage video shows it off very well. And besides, we need to change our pants. Rawk!

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Oh Snap! Vintage Microsoft Dissing by Steve Jobs

Whether its rap, the religion or computer operating systems, rivalries are a dead man's game. Tell that to Steve Jobs, circa mid 90's, when he disses Microsoft for "having no taste."

Dang, yo. That is some stone cold dissing. Of course, Ballmer plays the nice guy. He cops to Microsoft's troubles, and even admits that the disses from the haters "sting."

We wonder what Ballmer was thinking to himself at the time of the interview. "Just you wait, world! Windows ME is going to knock your mother humping socks off!"

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Hugo Chavez Has A Small Dong

Yes, the most socially awkward semi-dictactor from our neighbor to the south, Hugo Chavez, is compensating for something... his small manhood.

How do we know? Well, he didn't tell us directly. But it doesn't take a genius to figure it out. Not when Chavez just unveiled a $15 cellular telephone (a phone for the people!) with the official name "Vergatorio."

According to a recent article in the British publication, The Guardian, Chavez's name for the phone means "penis" in colloquial Venezuelan.

So, either Chavez thinks he's holding up a sex toy, or he is unleashing a phallic-sounding name for his cheap phone, hoping it will spread all over South America.

(He could have just bought a Camaro and saved us all the trouble.)

A closer look at Chavez's "penile" cellular telefono.

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Even Twitter Creator Evan Williams Doesn't Really Get Twitter

We were anticipating a demystifying TED talk from Evan Williams founder of Twitter. We thought that this was it. We're finally going to have an answer as to what the heck Twitter is anyway (other than a way to semi-stalk celebrities both big and small). So we settled in with a notepad and some microwave popcorn and hit play. Boy were we wrong.

Here are some bullet points from Evan's talk that made us say, "Really?!":

• The concept was to be able to send instant updates to friends and family at 140 characters max. Okay that we get. We also get that it's a bit narcissistic to think that people need a brief instant update on your life. Were email, texting, Facebook, Gchat, and AIM away messages not enough? But please Evan enlighten us more.
  
• Twitter let's people share moments of their lives both big and small instantly. Oh, you mean like a phone call or an over sharing blog post.
• Helps people feel more connected no matter where they are in real time. Oh, ALSO like a phone call, text message, or email.
  
• Twitter did not invent the idea of @messaging. That was created by users. Due to the popularity they decided to incorporate that into the software. WHAT? That's like being the layperson to invent phone numbers so that you don't just pick up the phone and immediately start talking to a random person.
• The search function on Twitter was also not originally their idea. We are seeing a trend here. To be fair, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, but not the phone book.
  
• The idea of tagging a topic with a "#" (you guessed it) was also not their idea.
• Because they have allowed for API people can write their own software to interact with Twitter. There are currently over 2000 known pieces of software that can send Twitter updates. You know, so that more people can come up uses or ideas for Twitter.
• Twitter has become a way for people during emergencies to spread information fast. For example the 2007 fires in San Diego, fire fighters were posting updates on Twitter. Well, at least now we know what will take the place of the Emergency Broadcast System.
  

Overall, we were unimpressed with this TED talk. We think that Evan must just be used to speaking his mind at 140 characters at a time. Also he didn't answer any of the important questions like why did Ashton Kutcher beat CNN in number of followers or more importantly why Twitter is a noun and not a verb. We still hate saying Tweet.

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GeekLinks: Tuesday is Link Day

New "Kiddie Segway" means certain death for your children. (Walyou)

G4 picks up new "Web Soup" show, starring the Nerdist! (Nerdist)

Arby's will knock you up, ladies. (Single)

Beam me up, hottie! (Laugh Track)

ArrivedOK lets friends know your plane didn't crash in the Hudson. (Geek Sugar)

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These Two Guys Do Not Want You To Watch Their YouTube Video

First it was the Mentos and Diet Coke experiement and now it's two guys, Nick and Evan who are trying to get to 50,000 hits on this YouTube video. "Big deal! Who doesn't want hits on YouTube?" you say. "I got twice that for a video I uploaded last year of my dog Fifi chewing on my grandpa's bedroom slipper." The difference is these guys want to see if they can get to 50,000 exactly and not go over, kind of like the bidding rules on The Price is Right

So help these guys out and watch, or if it seems they are dangerously close to 50,000 just watch the first ten seconds so it doesn't effect the counter. And remember you're doing it in the name of science---internet science.

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Sad But Legal: Torrent App Rejected for iPhone

Darn those clever stiffs at the Apple office. According to a recent report in WIRED magazine, they've rejected a bid to allow a bit torrent iPhone application. What does this mean? We'll all be paying for song and video files, we suppose.

This story got us thinking. When we think, we ask questions. And when we ask questions, we rarely know the answers. So we're putting our questions to you, our fair readers:

1. Do you use a peer to peer file sharing service?
2. How many times a week?
3. What percentage of your total number of your searches are for totally legal purposes? We're not asking whether or not your search "should" be legal. We're wondering if it actually is legal.

Let's start a thread. Share your thoughts. Yell at us. Yell at each other. Be honest.

At least, try to be honest.

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We Wish We Still Owned Records Now

Oh my aching phantom record collection! This sweet Italian record player converts any old record to a teeny-tiny MP3 and goes right to a USB or SD card. You know, we wanted to hold onto those old albums even though we didn't have record players anymore and rebought the albums again on CD. Then we digitized the CD's and threw those away, too. Then our hard drive crashed and we re-bought the songs on iTunes. See, mom, if you hadn't made us throw those records away so you could have more room for more of your stuff in your house we could have saved all that money and afforded to buy you a mothers day present. Yup... thats why you didn't get one... not because we forgot... Anyway, this would make a nice Christmas present for someone's favorite sons (HINT HINT). Love ya, mom!

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Jet Pack Apparently Requires Shabby Gray Sneakers

We just caught a cool video of Martin Aircraft's new, solo flight jet pack. Check it out...

Sweet, right? But what we truly love are the dirty, old gray sneakers that the pilot wears on the test flight. Helmet? Check. Flight jacket? Check. Dirty-ass running shoes with mildew? Check.

Regardless of how unfashionable those old sneakers are, they also seem a little flimsy. Jetpack flight would require, at the very least, Ugg boots.

That got us thinking, what do fighter pilots wear on their feet? Why not sneakers? Or maybe shoes that become floaties if they crash at sea?

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Belated Mother's Day Gifts: Fractal Flowers or eCards?

Sunday was mother's day. Did you get hammered and forget to get something for your mom? Never fear, geeks. Technology always offers up a clever solution. Fractal flowers!

No. Just kidding. Vague approximations of natural beauty don't cut it for moms. However, we were intrigued to see the marketing push behind JibJab's new eCard offering.

Full disclosure, we like the JibJab guys. We know them and we've worked with them. But we also think their idea of sending personalized eCards is a solid business plan.



They seem like a good last-minute option, when it's too late to send a card, and you don't want to send a boring, traditional e-greeting.

And when it comes to generating revenue on the Web, JibJab's idea seems better than a lot of other junk. Like this!

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GeekLinks: Sweet Monday Linkage

May the ad campaign be with you, Luke. (Walyou)

Sam Jackson does the MF'ing C3P0 voice. No snakes or planes required. (Trailer)

Crazy mannequin soap opera thing. (Adultolescence)

Uncensored Mario skit from Seth MacFarlane. (Level 1)

Lou reads from Craigslist. And it is funny to listen to. (Lou Reads)

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Aaagh!! Wolverine in 30 Seconds!!

Courtesy GeekStir, a nice time-saver for all of you. Now you don't need to actually see Xmen Origins: Wolverine.

Oh, quick tip -- turn the volume down just a wee bit before you hit play.

p.s. Here's some nice Wolverine parodies for ya, geeks.

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Webcam Spontaeously Duplicates Lip-Syncing Man

Douchebag Sings and Dances to Limp Bizkit's "Rollin'" - watch more funny videos

It's amazing what the modern webcam can do. Right?

BTW, if you want to see an example of a really bad webcammer, check this out.

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Geek of the Day: Wintery Cthulhu

This guy knitted himself a sweet Cthulhu ski mask. It's both functional, and severely geeky.

For those unfamiliar with H. P. Lovecraft or the Necronomicon, this probably just looks like a bad attempt at Dr. Zoidberg. Which, in a way, is also pretty darn funny...

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Charging Station Creations!

Oh man, if you're like us (and we know you are) you're sick of the tangled knot of wires that comes with being a gadget toting geek. We've been looking for the prefect charging station for all our crap and we think we've narrowed it down to two.

1st. The Electronic Garden.

Now thats a handsome patch of cyber-grass if we ever saw one. It does bother us that our electronic pals spend more time relaxing than we do. But maybe they deserve it. Especially our phones. They have to smell our Dorito breath and listen to us explain to our girlfriends what a "Clan Match" is.

2nd. The DIY Classy Charging station



Now thats a charging station! It looks more like a sexy blackberry boudoir than anything else. Look at that velvet and the alligator skin case. We wish we could live it in! This is definitely the cooler of the two but the drawback is we gotta make it instead of just paying someone to ship an already built fake grass paradise. Its a tough call...

Decisions!!!! What would you do?

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Questions to Ponder from the Geek Pad Guys

Another noggin-scratching installment of "Questions to Ponder" by the Geek Pad dudes, Riegel & Blatt.

In this ep, we ponder all things money. Many apologies if we pronounced some of the names incorrectly. We're stupid Americans.

If ya liked this one, there's MORE.

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GeekLinks: TGIF Linkage Action

Mac jewelry is fashionable and geeky. (Walyou)

Let's just go through the motions, shall we? (iKlipz)

The harrowing tale of... Stiffy! (Atom)

Why haven't you ever seen Charlie the Unicorn yet? What's wrong with you? (iKlipz)

You know what they say about small hands... small fortunes. (Atom)

Terrible tattoo ideas. Unless you're a gamer. Then they're AWESOME. (Level One)

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