Kill Dracula By Shoving A Crucifix Up His Butt

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Dracula is perhaps the scariest monster of them all! The most efficient way to kill him is to stab him in the heart with a wooden stake. That's also NOT the most fun way to kill someone. In this comic book version of Bram Stoker's Dracula, written by comics reviewer Abhay Khosla, a man trying to kill Dracula gets a series of unhelpful suggestions from his two teen helpers. Spoiler: Many of their suggestions involve taking a dump on him.

Will the teens agree to the man's wooden stake plan? Or will the man agree to allow for a compromise of one dump on Dracula's chest? Find out by reading the full comic here, and I'll keep my eye out for future installments.