Mario Beaten Down By Angry Nerd

Mario brings us much gaming joy, from Donkey Kong in the classic arcades to Mario Galaxy 2 which comes out next year. However, Mario isn't batting a thousand - not by a long shot - which is why we have the Angry Video Game Nerd.

In case you don't know him, the Angry Video Game Nerd is a game reviewer with a passion for critiquing 'the s***y games that suck ass' (to paraphrase his theme song). His newest video shows him ripping into Mario Is Missing and Mario's Time Machine. They're called "educational games," but as the Nerd accurately points out, they're not "educational" or even "games."

The best line of the video is at 4:36, and it's about... er, Mario's plunger.